| Here's an insane
little log from January 10, 2005 in #Sanguinarius on dal.net. It was a slow
morning in chat, so...
<Sangi_resting> *flips out* the government has been in my home. They implanted one of my cats with a radio transmitter to spy on me! O.- <Sangi_resting> Yes, you heard correctly. My cat is now a secret government spy transmitter <Sangi_resting> I'm double checking on this at the moment, though... <Lord-Byron> Cat transmitter - For what purpose? <Sangi_resting> There is a slim possibility that they might have implanted the transmitter in my big toe... <Sangi_resting> which would explain why my toe hurts when I walk these days <Tepsi> you should just cut it off * PhrozenSleep Quit (Ping timeout) <Tepsi> that'd teach them a lesson <Sangi_resting> No, that's not right, b/c it's my second toe that hurts, NOT my big toe <Tepsi> better just cut 'em ALL off - just in case. <Sangi_resting> do you suppose...they might have implanted the transmitter in my second toe to throw me off their scent? <Sangi_resting> sneaky, they are......but I'm ON to 'em! <Sangi_resting> I'm on to 'em * Sangi_resting talks to herself and limps around the channel <Lord-Byron> What is their motive? <Sangi_resting> they're bored? I don't know. It's a conspiracy, and I'm not in on it <Sangi_resting> maybe... <AutumnJade> Sangi, my website covers 2 different aspects, both web hosting & kin', do I add it to both categori's? <Sangi_resting> maybe, just maybe, I could implant a radio transmitter IN THEIR radio transmitter ans find out? <Tepsi> I think you are in on it - you just don't know it. <Sangi_resting> Tepsi's in on it <AutumnJade> who * Killebrew_asleep Quit (Ping timeout) <Sangi_resting> and so's *looks around* <Sangi_resting> LilyRain <Sangi_resting> and and AdrameleK * LdIrQeUaImDs Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) <Tepsi> now you're stretching the bounds of credibility, Sangi <Sangi_resting> no I'm not. You're just trying to discredit me <Tepsi> me and AdrameleK working together on something? come on! <Sangi_resting> *paranoid look* <Sangi_resting> the perfect undercover team...who'd suspect? * Sangi_resting 's toe begins throbbing <Sangi_resting> uh-oh..I think it's transmitting <Tepsi> that's about as plausible as an Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein team * Sangi_resting ponders that <Sangi_resting> maybe I can prevent it from transmitting *Sangi takes her sock off and puts her toe in her mouth* * Tepsi is away -( sleeeeeeeepies )- at 08:37a -( P:On / L:On )- * Gabrielx yawns blinks blurry eyed <Sangi_resting> my saliva will jam their frequency <Tepsi> are you still wearing the tinfoil hat? <Sangi_resting> where's my tinfoil hat? I wanna be on the safe side... <Gabrielx> wow <Gabrielx> I wake up to this at 5:39 am <Sangi_resting> she's reading my mind through my toe transmitter! AHHHHHHH <Gabrielx> now <Gabrielx> I fear <Sangi_resting> I KNEW she was in on it <AdrameleK> the chicks on charmed as SO hot * Sangi_resting sucks on her toe all the harder\ <Tepsi> ,.aler sira ots real tin <Sangi_resting> (lol, Gabrielx) <AdrameleK> as=are <Sangi_resting> whu?? <Gabrielx> adram: the power of threesome? <Gabrielx> by like 4 some though * Sangi_resting puts on her tinfoil hat and goes back to "normal" <Sangi_resting> ;) <AdrameleK> no cause you only need 3 for manifestation <Lord-Byron> Good Morning, GabrielXXXXXXXXX ! <AdrameleK> hence the power of 3 <Gabrielx> mornin lord-byron <Sangi_resting> whoa, that was weird <Sangi_resting> how strange...my cat is beeping <Sangi_resting> it's probably nothing <QuickZilver> rofl <AutumnJade> even 4 is too little Gabrielx, if you're going for power, make it a mass orgy! <Gabrielx> sangi: put your ear up to it's butt and listen for further incriminating odd sounds <Sangi_resting> ok <QuickZilver> I agree with Gabrielx <Sangi_resting> there's a faint hissing sound...and-- *passes out*
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